Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Things I have had enough of.

In my life I have had my share of ups and downs and there are a few things I would like to officially say I have had enough of:
1. Being accused of being lazy. While it might seem like I spend way too much time locked in a room with my computer, I am actually quite productive. A write and edit on top of scouring the Internet for a new job. Some people I know can't realize that finding a job requires this.
2. People trying to tell me how to spend the money I earn. It's my money folks and until it becomes yours upon my demise, leave it alone! If I don't want to blow money on a life insurance thing, leave it alone. If I'm trying to save for a car, don't ask for a loan. If you want me out of your house, don't ask me to pay for your take out pizza! You want to throw me you, go ahead, but once you do, don't expect my respect. And never, ever, accuse me of trying to stick you with my bills. If I die with out that damn insurance you want me to have: dig a hole in the backyard and put me in it! I'll be dead and won't give a flying fart in space!
3. Being told I have a bad attitude. If it seems that I have a bad attitude, it's probably you. No offense, but half of the bad attitudes in the world are caused by the person doing the accusing.
4. Short jabs. I realize that I may be under what is considered normal height, but PLEASE, normal is vastly overrated. Napoleon was my size and he conquered Europe.
5. Slurs against me because I am female and where I live. We all live in an age where we should be able to argue a point without senseless name-calling and slurs. I might be a girl, but that doesn't make me a second class citizen and where I'm from no longer has any bearing on where I am going. The quickest way to end an argument is not by calling me a dumb broad, B****, or calling me a "river rat". F*** you is also not an effective way to end and argument and you only show your lack of intelligence by doing so.
6. Insult my education. By this I mean my choice in major and what I am doing with it. If you pushed me to get this degree, but aren't satisfied with where I am, LEAVE IT ALONE. You want my life so bad, try being me: you will come crawling back begging for your pathetic life.
7. Push me too far. I'm hanging on to my sanity and my will to live by a thread, push me just one inch over that line and you will be giving my eulogy.