My loyal readers, I write to inform you of an idiot among us in the world. This idiot is in the form and a nineteen year old male named B. L.. This said idiot is under the impression that women belong only in the kitchen, bare-foot and pregnant. He also casts stones at my profession. Though he is studying to be a teacher himself, he insists that substitute teachers are not real teachers. I beg to differ. If if wasn't for us the regular teacher would get no time off, no sick leave, and no chance for sanity. We keep the students on track and maintain order. We are real teachers with back up lesson plans and the same degrees (or better) that the regular teacher has. I call on women of the world to unite and put donkey's behinds like B.L. in their place: Under our collective boots!