Guten tag!

Hello again everyone! I'm back! Scared? Don't be. I wanted to talk about my Valentines day. I spent it alone watching El Dorado with the dog. I did receive a wonderful Valentines day present: Two boxes of chocolate covered cherries! I managed to give myself a horrible tummy ache just by eating five of them and drinking a liter bottle of cola. This is not a great way to create cherry cola folks! I was surprised to see that there are still some hopeless romantics in my audience, when you voted a Romantic Dinner your idea of a perfect Valentines Day. I thought ya'll would be a tad more cynical, after all, you read my damn blog and I'm about a cynical as they come. I have received information for my graduation ceremony and think the whole process is highway robbery. After shelling out several thousand dollars of my and my parents money, not to mention all the wasted hours studying and all that shit, they want me to pay $80 something dollars for 25 ugly invitations to my graduation! And another couple hundred if I want a college class ring! The hell with that. I'll print my own invitations and if I want a class ring, I'll buy myself a nice one from Wal-Mart or just a really nice ring for myself that has nothing to do with the stupid college. I need a new ring to match some of my necklaces anyway. Not to mention the fact that I have to wear a stupid dress and all the uncomfortable accessories that go with it.
Anywho, all ya'll who read my blog are invited to watch me make a fool of myself on may 15th. Come and laugh at your own risk.