That one person you can't stand

Why does it always seem that no matter where you work, there is that one person you can't stand, and your always stuck with them? A friend of mine can't stand his boss (of course this guy is a real dick), another friend works with this girl that is a real piece of work. I'd like to say that I love everybody I work with, but I'd be a liar. There are a few people I can't stand, but I do my best to put up with them. In a short list of things that drive a person crazy:
1. If a person treats you very rudely the FIRST time you ever work with them, you can be sure that you're not going to get along with them.
2. If they deliberately mess with your station, especially if it involves money, you can bet you're not going to get along.
3. If they suddenly stop a conversation with another employee the minute you walk around the corner, you can be very sure you are going to hate each other.
4. If every day you don't work with this person is full of sunshine and rainbows, you can be damn sure you absolutely will hate their guts.
5. If your the subject of an unwarranted tirade, general for something you haven't done or because you didn't do something for them that instant, you might want to look for another job, because this job is toxic!

In general, if you have that one person that annoys the hell out of you, do one of two things: get another job, or go postal on their behinds. (I highly recommend the first one!)

Oh Baby, Baby, Baby, Shit, Shit, Shit!

Oh Baby, Baby, Baby! Shit, Shit, Shit! Something wonderful and crazy has happened in my family. My cousin and his wife are pregnant for the third time and they have hit the baby jackpot. Two months ago we found out she was having twins, now this week we found out that it isn't twins, but TRIPLETS!!! A set of identical girls and another girl! They already have a boy and a girl, so FIVE KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF FIVE!!! I honestly think that they are nuts. I mean they have one ready for kindergarten next fall, but that still means three cribs, four high chairs, five car seats, a rolling suitcase instead of a diaper bag, five college educations, and fifty times the headaches. I highly advice buying stock in Tylenol, Pamper, and Johnson @ Johnson. She is suppose to be due in late January/early February, but I'm taking bet on due dates. So far I have reservations on January 4th and December 20th. If you want to get in on the baby pool, email me! I will tell you that she is going on bed rest in October. Other than that make you own conclusions.