Poor Drivers

Has anyone ever noticed that when you really need to get somewhere on time the fates conspire against you? It's the unspoken "Murphy's Law" : If you are in a hurry, a bad driver will get in front of you. I cannot count the times that I have tried to hurry up an dget somewhere only to get stuck behind some smuck that thinks it is perfectly okay to go twenty miles per hour UNDER the speed limit! THen they brake frequently! I have the misfortune of getting stuck behind some stupid bimbo who thought it would be funny to go twenty-five in a forty and hit her brakes every five feet. I was stuck behind this menace to common courtesy for fifteen, count'em. FIFTEEN MINUTES! I finally pulled out my cell phone and pretended to take a picture of her license plate. Boy did that make her move like lightning. She took the next left and I barely had enough time left ot make it to work. I really wish that I could have thrown something at her, like maybe the State of Ohio Drivers Manual or a twenty pound sledge hammer! So help me god if I ever see that bimbo again I might just... oh I don't know, but I can guarantee it won't be pretty!