NASCAR,Redneck Crack

I realize that NASCAR is a wildly popular sport around the world, but to me it is redneck crack. If you wake up thinking about NASCAR, your wardrobe consists of NASCAR T-shirt, caps, and jackets, you know the cars by sight and the drivers by their first names, you are addicted to the redneck crack. NASCAR was founded on the institution of original redneck crack, moonshining and rum running. Only truly addicted people could create one addiction form another. I know it's popular, but why would anyone want to spend five or six hours on a Sunday afternoon inhaling exhaust fumes in the sweltering North Carolina sun? I personally feel that their are so many other things that a person could spent that amount of time and money on, but like I said before:
NASCAR is Redneck Crack.