Assumptions

There is an old saying, " One should never assume, because it will make an ass out of you and me." This is entirely true, especially when accusing someone of a crime, most notably monatary theft. I have never stolen money in my life, and I highly resent being accused of such. Recently a small amount of money came up missing from the register I was using at work. I am now under suspicion of theft, an accusation I a highly offended by. I don't want their money, I would much rather earn it myself, and if what they pay me isn't enough, I'll pick up a baby-sitting job or sell some of my handmade doll clothes to make up the difference. What is worse is that they will assume I am a liar and remove the missing money from my next paycheck, nearly the equivalent of two hours work. I am going to fight this accusations to the death.