Friday, September 3, 2010
Oh Baby, Baby, Baby, Shit, Shit, Shit!
Oh Baby, Baby, Baby! Shit, Shit, Shit! Something wonderful and crazy has happened in my family. My cousin and his wife are pregnant for the third time and they have hit the baby jackpot. Two months ago we found out she was having twins, now this week we found out that it isn't twins, but TRIPLETS!!! A set of identical girls and another girl! They already have a boy and a girl, so FIVE KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF FIVE!!! I honestly think that they are nuts. I mean they have one ready for kindergarten next fall, but that still means three cribs, four high chairs, five car seats, a rolling suitcase instead of a diaper bag, five college educations, and fifty times the headaches. I highly advice buying stock in Tylenol, Pamper, and Johnson @ Johnson. She is suppose to be due in late January/early February, but I'm taking bet on due dates. So far I have reservations on January 4th and December 20th. If you want to get in on the baby pool, email me! I will tell you that she is going on bed rest in October. Other than that make you own conclusions.