Easter is a time of great candy

Did you notice that most of the great candies are associated with holidays? Christmas has it's candy canes, and Halloween has it's candy corn. Valentines Day of course brings conversation hearts, but some of the best candy is for Easter. Jelly beans, marshmallow eggs coated in chocolate, giant Easter rabbits made entirely of chocolate. Sure all these things are fattening and they rot your teeth, but they taste so good! My personal favorite are the marshmallow eggs. Oh to nibble off all the chocolate then see if the marshmallow will stick to the wall! Just kidding, but I am convinced that if you let a marshmallow peep harden it could become a lethal weapon. I can see the headlines now: MAN KILLED BY LETHAL PEEP PROJECTILE! That would be a story worth reading.